On Money
since 2011
As we can't live on our artistic outcomes, unfortunately, we develop alternative opportunities to get some money. The following ideas have been conceived up to now (the translations are not yet complete):
since 2011
As we can't live on our artistic outcomes, unfortunately, we develop alternative opportunities to get some money. The following ideas have been conceived up to now (the translations are not yet complete):
001. We plant money
002. We falsify money
003. We sell our best ideas
004. We pray to Holy Rita – the saint of the hopeless cases
005. We pray to Holy Prekarius
006. We produce things nobody needs (ok, we do that anyway, but we must make people believe that they need them)
007. We instigate money to breed
008. We collect empty bottles
009. We beg
010. We find money
011. We have THE Idea
012. We rob a bank
013. We play loto? …???
014. We accept money presents.
015. We open a conceptual art colony in "second life"
016. We regsiter at facebook as conceptual art
017. We create a text for your answering machine
019. We highjack Sam Keller / Kaspar König / Charles Satchi and blackmail ranson money (but maybe nobody wants to pay any more)
019. We highjack Damien Hirst, Jeff Koons and company and thus free the art world from all evil
020. We go prostitute ourselves
021. We write texts for you (your loveletters or diaries, e.g.)
022. We find a cash cow
023. We take over UBS, or maybe Deutsche Bank
024. We wait for miracles
025. We deal with sympathehic magic.
026. We become alchemists.
027. We found a stock company.
028. We flower a stock company.
029. We go work (we got no choice)
030. We organise crowd funding
031. We offer ourselves for rent
032. We get sponsored (yeah, but this is the same as selling: only those who sell well get sponsoring money)
033. We bring to trial our art school teachers, 'cos they didn't warn us [but did you ever expect to earn any money with art?]
034. We bring to trial anyone, efor insatnce galleries whee we are not represented cos they didn't recognise our genius (means all of them)
035. We cheat our insurance company
036. We evade taxes.
037. We start a petition
038. We go demonstrate for "our money" or conditionless basic income or simply added value
039. We become Swiss citizens (but this COSTS money)
040. We tinker nail fetiches
044. We bribe juries
045. We invite ourselves somewhere (just go and hang our pictures some where)
046. We paint colourful little aquarels and sell them in shopping lanes
047. We print our own money: CONCEPTUAL MONEY
048. We deal with drugs
049. We encens ourselves
050. We produce souvenirs of ourselves
051. We become Father and Mother Christmas at the christmas market in Berlin center
052. We sell our leavers to research.
052. We give blood
053. We create an association
054. We invest our money in a profitable way
….
060. We sell our souls
076. We fake to be dead , hoping the prices for our art will dramatically rise….
002. We falsify money
003. We sell our best ideas
004. We pray to Holy Rita – the saint of the hopeless cases
005. We pray to Holy Prekarius
006. We produce things nobody needs (ok, we do that anyway, but we must make people believe that they need them)
007. We instigate money to breed
008. We collect empty bottles
009. We beg
010. We find money
011. We have THE Idea
012. We rob a bank
013. We play loto? …???
014. We accept money presents.
015. We open a conceptual art colony in "second life"
016. We regsiter at facebook as conceptual art
017. We create a text for your answering machine
019. We highjack Sam Keller / Kaspar König / Charles Satchi and blackmail ranson money (but maybe nobody wants to pay any more)
019. We highjack Damien Hirst, Jeff Koons and company and thus free the art world from all evil
020. We go prostitute ourselves
021. We write texts for you (your loveletters or diaries, e.g.)
022. We find a cash cow
023. We take over UBS, or maybe Deutsche Bank
024. We wait for miracles
025. We deal with sympathehic magic.
026. We become alchemists.
027. We found a stock company.
028. We flower a stock company.
029. We go work (we got no choice)
030. We organise crowd funding
031. We offer ourselves for rent
032. We get sponsored (yeah, but this is the same as selling: only those who sell well get sponsoring money)
033. We bring to trial our art school teachers, 'cos they didn't warn us [but did you ever expect to earn any money with art?]
034. We bring to trial anyone, efor insatnce galleries whee we are not represented cos they didn't recognise our genius (means all of them)
035. We cheat our insurance company
036. We evade taxes.
037. We start a petition
038. We go demonstrate for "our money" or conditionless basic income or simply added value
039. We become Swiss citizens (but this COSTS money)
040. We tinker nail fetiches
044. We bribe juries
045. We invite ourselves somewhere (just go and hang our pictures some where)
046. We paint colourful little aquarels and sell them in shopping lanes
047. We print our own money: CONCEPTUAL MONEY
048. We deal with drugs
049. We encens ourselves
050. We produce souvenirs of ourselves
051. We become Father and Mother Christmas at the christmas market in Berlin center
052. We sell our leavers to research.
052. We give blood
053. We create an association
054. We invest our money in a profitable way
….
060. We sell our souls
076. We fake to be dead , hoping the prices for our art will dramatically rise….
On our bank account now: 27,83 €
(22.03.2013)
(22.03.2013)